Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Monday, July 06, 2009
Virtual bartender 2
Click here for the jumpOrder a beer or for a more spicy reaction try the following commands:
"Take your clothes off", "I love you", "dance for me"...
"shake your ass", "get your tits out", "kiss me", "budwiser", "panties" , "strip-poker", "show me your ass", "eat me", "Wet T-shirt", "cat fight", "fight", "kill", "bend over", "ashlee sing", "Frank", "Strip Lisa", "MAGIC", "SHOW ME MAGIC", "Play with Barbie", "tetley", "baltica", "coors", "creemore", "heineken", "canadian", "tuborg".
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
1 Ιουλίου
Το ξυπνητήρι χτύπησε διακόπτοντας το όνειρο. Με γρήγορες κινήσεις το ρύθμισα να ξαναχτυπήσει σε 10 λεπτά ελπίζοντας να μην έχω χάσει την συνέχεια του ονείρου. Τελικά δεν ξανάκουσα το ξυπνητήρι ούτε και επέστρεψα σε όνειρα καθώς η Ginger ήρθε νιαουρίζοντας επιτακτικά, απαιτώντας το φαγητό της. Σηκώθηκα έκλεισα το ξυπνητήρι, της γέμισα το πιατάκι και της έβαλα φρέσκο νερό.
Τουαλέτα, νυσταλέο βούρτσισμα δοντιών βιαστική προετοιμασία καφέ και σε 15 λεπτά ήμουν στο αυτοκίνητο στον δρόμο για την δουλειά. Ήμουν ακόμα στο μεταίχμιο του συνειδητού-ασυνείδητου και μόλις άρχιζα να αντιλαμβάνομαι το σουρεαλιστικό της κατάστασης... στο παρμπρίζ έπεφταν σταγόνες βροχής... κοίταξα το ψηφιακό ημερολόγιο στο ταμπλό του αυτοκινήτου και έγραφε 1 Ιουλίου!!!
Τουαλέτα, νυσταλέο βούρτσισμα δοντιών βιαστική προετοιμασία καφέ και σε 15 λεπτά ήμουν στο αυτοκίνητο στον δρόμο για την δουλειά. Ήμουν ακόμα στο μεταίχμιο του συνειδητού-ασυνείδητου και μόλις άρχιζα να αντιλαμβάνομαι το σουρεαλιστικό της κατάστασης... στο παρμπρίζ έπεφταν σταγόνες βροχής... κοίταξα το ψηφιακό ημερολόγιο στο ταμπλό του αυτοκινήτου και έγραφε 1 Ιουλίου!!!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
How to tell if your cat is in heat
Cat in heat It is fairly easy to tell when your female cat is in estrus, because all cats in heat display similar symptoms.
The first sign is that the cat will become overly affectionate and rub her rear and even head or neck against all objects, other cats and her owners.
The easiest and most obvious way to tell when your cat is in heat, is the call. Your cat will produce a very different, loud long howl. This is to let other male cats in the area know that she is in estrus and her calling will continue until she mates.
A cat in heat will also bend her body in a mating position, with her rear raised, tail in the air and tread around in the same place.
If your female cat shows most of these above symptoms, the chances are almost 100% that she is in heat!
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_Photos with the next post_
The first sign is that the cat will become overly affectionate and rub her rear and even head or neck against all objects, other cats and her owners.
The easiest and most obvious way to tell when your cat is in heat, is the call. Your cat will produce a very different, loud long howl. This is to let other male cats in the area know that she is in estrus and her calling will continue until she mates.
A cat in heat will also bend her body in a mating position, with her rear raised, tail in the air and tread around in the same place.
If your female cat shows most of these above symptoms, the chances are almost 100% that she is in heat!
Quoted by this link
_Photos with the next post_
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Three Oranges
Three Oranges
first time my father overheard me listening to
this bit of music he asked me,
"what is it?"
"it's called Love For Three Oranges,"
I informed him.
"boy," he said, "that's getting it
cheap."
he meant sex.
listening to it
I always imagined three oranges
sitting there,
you know how orange they can
get,
so mightily orange.
maybe Prokofiev had meant
what my father
thought.
if so, I preferred it the
other way
the most horrible thing
I could think of
was part of me being
what ejaculated out of the
end of his
stupid penis.
I will never forgive him
for that,
his trick that I am stuck
with,
I find no nobility in
parenthood.
I say kill the Father
before he makes more
such as
I.
first time my father overheard me listening to
this bit of music he asked me,
"what is it?"
"it's called Love For Three Oranges,"
I informed him.
"boy," he said, "that's getting it
cheap."
he meant sex.
listening to it
I always imagined three oranges
sitting there,
you know how orange they can
get,
so mightily orange.
maybe Prokofiev had meant
what my father
thought.
if so, I preferred it the
other way
the most horrible thing
I could think of
was part of me being
what ejaculated out of the
end of his
stupid penis.
I will never forgive him
for that,
his trick that I am stuck
with,
I find no nobility in
parenthood.
I say kill the Father
before he makes more
such as
I.
Friday, April 03, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Bruno new movie
Universal Pictures features "Bruno" as a Future Release.
The release date has been pushed back to July 10th, 2009.
If you haven't seen any clips from Bruno check out the video below.
For more info click at the thebrunomovie.com

The release date has been pushed back to July 10th, 2009.
If you haven't seen any clips from Bruno check out the video below.
For more info click at the thebrunomovie.com


Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Τα βιβλία στην Ελλάδα δεν είναι φτηνά
Στην ιστοσελίδα για την υπερτιμημένη ψηφοφορία των ΜΕ (το site σε γενικές γραμμές ήταν καλόγουστο πάντος) κλικαρα στα βιβλία και συγκεκριμένα στο βιβλίο του Πλάτωνα,. Εκεί μας πληροφορούν ότι το βιβλίο κυκλοφορεί στα περίπτερα και τα βιβλιοπωλεία με κόστος 9,90 € ενώ μας προτρέπουν "ΔΙΑΒΑΣΤΕ ΤΟ ΒΙΒΛΙΟ"... διαβάζοντας στην τελευταία σελίδα του βιβλίου μπορείτε να δείτε το κόστος να έχει αλλάξει σε 8,90 €.
Μας κάνει καλό να διαβάζουμε.
Αγοράστε και εσείς υπερτιμημένες εκδόσεις σήμερα, μπορείτε.*

*δεν μιλάω συγκεκριμένα για την παραπάνω έκδοση αλλά γενικά για την αγορά βιβλίου στην Ελλάδα.
Μας κάνει καλό να διαβάζουμε.
Αγοράστε και εσείς υπερτιμημένες εκδόσεις σήμερα, μπορείτε.*


*δεν μιλάω συγκεκριμένα για την παραπάνω έκδοση αλλά γενικά για την αγορά βιβλίου στην Ελλάδα.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
The new ipod shuffle
I hate apple and itunes as much as anybody but I do recognize that they constantly push the envelope with every new product. I would probably not buy the new ipod shuffle but it looks amazing. It includes voiceover that reads the names of the songs or playlists in an attempt to compacate for the lack of a screen... I found it for 59£ about 63€ on amazon uk


Love food hate waste
It is a portion calculator. You choose your food category,
you choose quantity... 1 adult plus a child for my portion... I like pasta.
And there you go.
you choose quantity... 1 adult plus a child for my portion... I like pasta.
And there you go.
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
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